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There is an Direct Relationship between Age and Saucyness
Let me introduce you to the concept of a Gramma Stella: That lady in red on the left is a Gramma Stella, and she is pretty entertaining, which only increases with age because her filter and her...
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The Failure of Education in this Country…
This is going to come off terribly, and I’m going to sound like a big snob, but I just got out of a class comprised of the dumbest people I have ever encountered in my life. It actually pained me to...
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Wanted: Mental Chip
I really hope that someone invents a chip that can be inserted into your brain because I cannot keep track of all these school things. Aside from the fact that I’m juggling 4 science classes with...
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Things I Learned (or thought about) Today #1
-A euphemism for fat is “adipose-ally enriched.” -courtesy of my Anatomy professor. -Paula Deen is actually an evil woman who is essentially profiting from encouraging people to eat copious amounts of...
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When Your Parents Have A Better Sex Life Than You…
I can only start this post off with, “I hate my life.” This is embarrassing and icky, but too funny to not be shared. So my parents have always had the reputation of being “frisky” among my friends....
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Thoughts on Community College
My mom says I’m not allowed to come home and complain about how stupid people in my classes are, so I have to do it here. Sawwwrry. Today is one of those days where I first have to schlep 40 minutes to...
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By Far My Worst Stress-Relief Purchase To Date
My life is amazing! And exciting! Which is exactly why I slept roughly three hours last night. I woke up at 6am today. For no reason. I had the day off. So I started it at 6am on my couch trying to...
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Ways to Kill Time In Class
*Disclaimer: the following is not to be used as a means to do spectacularly in school, because I know I’m definitely not. if you take any of this advice be prepared to sacrifice a point or twenty on...
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Mickey Pops and Unruly Eyebrows
Remember that time I was like “oh my god I quit my stupid waitressing job and now I’m going to have so much more time to write?” Yeah that happened, not. I literally still have 100 pictures on my phone...
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My ITP Story- Chapter 4: Pity Party in Progress
Join me for the multi-dimensional struggle of Alyssa Hates ITP. Because we have nothing to talk about ever, except ITP. Because we have no life. No life at all. I’ve been stuck in sort of a “woe is me”...
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